Not taking it home, but I’ll absolutely borrow it for a weekend http://t.co/EAYyXdt1 via @babsaffolter May 26, 2012 at 09:51PM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/LphP4VThat’s definitely not my ringtone, but I’m going to have to check my phone anyway! via @MensHumor May 25, 2012 at 08:30AM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/LMzFRBIf alcohol could talk… http://t.co/5T8XT9LO via @Student_Pains May 22, 2012 at 04:03PM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/Jn4BCII forgot to take a picture of the chicken satay, sauteed veggies, sauteed mushrooms, & homemade peanut sauce. #toobusyeating via @babsaffolter May 20, 2012 at 10:57PM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/JKmqOKAlso, this reception could use more goats & baby wolves. via @babsaffolter May 19, 2012 at 09:13PM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/KwnN0rWhen push it by salt n pepa is a party killer you’re at the wrong party via @babsaffolter May 19, 2012 at 09:31PM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/JoJRzpYou don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine. via @MensHumor May 19, 2012 at 08:00PM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/JH4Nj4THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN THE GHETTO IS FATHER’S DAY…. via @MadeaSimmonss May 19, 2012 at 01:31PM
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TOO fierce! —> RT @DaRealAmberRose: Me & the sexy @jeffreestar :-) http://t.co/DjZZmgwB via @JeffreeStar May 17, 2012 at 01:45AM
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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. via @MensHumor May 15, 2012 at 11:31AM
– via Twitter: http://bit.ly/KtKdlLWhenever you’re having a bad day, imagine a T-Rex trying to clap. Always makes me smile and feel better. via @Student_Pains May 15, 2012 at 09:56AM
– via Twitter: http://twitter.com/Student_Pains/status/202412133953191936About me
Welcome to my life. Catch me if you can :-)
